xkilleddreamsx (xkilleddreamsx) wrote in workingxtitlex,
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Whew, I love anoymous flamers who leave e-mail addresses

So I just checked my wonderful G-mail account and I found this new reply in my inbox to a story I wrote a while ago.

Subject: YOUR SICK!!!
OKAY THAT WAS THE SICKEST THING IN THE WORLD AND SO NOT TRUE I HOPE!!
OKAY I NEVER FIGURED THAT SIMPLE PLAN WAS GAY AND HOPEFULLY THERE NOT THAT WAS REALLY STUPID AND VERY INSULTING TO ME!! THEY ARE GOOD PEOPLE AND FOR YOU TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING IN THE WORLD AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED AND EMBARRESSED I'M ONLY 13 BUT I KNOW THAT ALL THATS NOT TRUE AND IT CANT THATS REALLY,REALLY,REALLY WRONG E-MAIL IF YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID ITS THEONLYLONELYEMU@YAHOO.COM OKAY JERK!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm a jerk! Awesome! AND I LOVE INTERNET SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! Funny thing is, this story was a piece of fluff. I can't wait until I see if she's discovered my all around PWP involving Pierre and David as a pilot and steward(ess), respectively. Now, I'm going back to my knitting. This girl made me forget if I was knitting or purling.



My e-mail reply:

To the young woman whom this e-mail concerns:

The first thing I must do is commend you for expressing your opinion. In a world where free speech is beginning to be restricted, you conveyed your honest opinion, albeit the venue you chose might not have been the best of choosing. I’m now going to file your reply to my story, A Slow Descent, into one of the nooks and crannies in my mind to look back upon in future days and enjoy a hearty laugh over.

I don’t know how you found my story, A Slow Descent, though I would sure like to know how, but if you found it by browsing through my writing journal, xkilleddreamsx on LiveJournal, the story on which you chose to reply was an extremely odd choice, considering the numerous other stories I have posted on xkilleddreamsx and the content of those other stories. I noted in the disclaimer to A Slow Descent that I don't own either Sebastien Lefebvre or David Desrosiers and the entirety of what was written behind the LiveJournal cut was a figment of my overactive imagination. Additionally, in the information that was placed in front of the cut, I noted that A Slow Descent was Seb/David, which in fanfiction indicates the pairing of the story, meaning that, yes indeed, in the story Seb and David are a couple. If you even had a miniscule thought that you would be offended by what I wrote, you should have never clicked on the LiveJournal cut. It is as simple as that.

As for my story, what was sick about it? In a piece of work that is entirely fiction, one man comforted his partner who, at the time, had a downtrodden outlook on the course his life was taking. Yes, they shared a few kisses and held one another, but what is so sickening about two men, who obviously have deep feelings for one another in this particular work of fiction, performing these acts? As I said in the above paragraph, A Slow Descent was easily one of the more demure stories posted on my writing journal, yet it’s the one that you chose to comment on. There were no lewd acts, and if you’ve read any other pieces of fan fiction in this particular genre, you can see that there are many worse things than Sebastien and David holding one another and kissing. A Slow Descent was an utter and complete work of fiction, which means that the story being told is not true. Not a single word of it. Yes, my story deals with homosexuality between two members of Simple Plan, but I have never said that, in real life, they’re homosexuals, and even if one of the band members were, it wouldn’t matter. I’ve stated it before and I’ll state it again, A Slow Descent, written by myself, xkilleddreamsx, is fiction. If you still think the short story that I wrote is true, after I’ve said everything contrary, you have an extremely skewed sense of farce and reality.

In addition, your complete and utter lack of grammar in your reply adds nothing to your “argument.” As a student of English composition for the past thirteen years of my life, I cannot take anyone of merit seriously when the title of their reply is “YOUR SICK!!!,” to quote you directly. ‘Your’ notes ownage, such as ‘your house,’ or ‘your dog.’ To say that I’m sick, you would need to use the contraction ‘you’re,’ or you are. Also, when trying to make your case on the Internet, of all places, having the caps lock on while you type denotes yelling, at which I can only chortle. Again, I would have taken you much more seriously if you had used normal type with correct lowercases and capitals.

I have not, and never will be, ashamed and embarrassed of what I write. I write what I like, and what I like writing at the current time is slash fanfiction. If you take offense at this and, not to mention, think that it’s “really stupid,” there’s no need for you to return to my writing journal. Actually, I’d prefer if you stayed far, far away.

Sincerely,

Kellie a.k.a. xkilleddreamsx



Now, let's see if she replies. I'll keep you posted.

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